mightyhunter:

ironspy:

Avengers Business Cards - Just because

I want Bruce’s.



oohiwantthis:

fatto126:

50poundss:

same

Hahaha yes

YES!

(via funeralformyfat)


Team introvert.

inkwellmanagement:

@SusanCain

explore-blog:

An illustrated ode to introverts by Grant Snider. Also see Susan Cain on the power of introverts

(Source: )


“It takes a long time for a woman to realize that it’s okay to be ‘a Chingona’” - Sandra Cisneros” (via hellabreezys)

(via lalunafemme)


Seriously, enough with all the commentary on my breeding capabilities! First it was “When are you having a baby?!” Then it was “If you ever want to have a baby you’d better start now!” Now it’s all “You’re too old anyway.” Why is it everyone’s business? Because ALL MY LIFE ALL I’VE EVER BEEN TO THE WORLD IS A FUCKING UTERUS. HOW UNFORTUNATE THAT I COME WITH A BRAIN AS WELL.


animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE JUST DRIVING AROUND OR YOU’RE IN H&M OR SOMETHING AND SOME STUPID SONG COMES ON AND IT JUST DIGS UP ALL THESE FEELINGS THAT YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WERE BURIED IN THE SEDIMENT AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HEART AND YOU’RE JUST SITTING AT A RED LIGHT OR FONDLING A SWEATER AND YOU START GETTING THE WEEPS? LIKE YOUR EYES JUST START LEAKING AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT THE WAY YOUR EX’S HAIR SMELLED OR A T-SHIRT THEY HAD THAT WAS FALLING APART AND IT’S JUST AVRIL LAVIGNE’S ‘MY HAPPY ENDING’ OR FUCKING HALL & OATES OR SOMETHING AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU’RE CRYING, LET ALONE CRYING TO THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A STICK OF GUM, AND YOU START THINKING ABOUT TIME MACHINES AND L’ESPIRIT DE L’ESCALIER OR RILKE QUOTES OR WHATEVER AND THE SALESGIRL IS JUST LOOKING AT YOU LIKE, “WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?” AND YOU WANT TO SCREAM, “SOMETIMES I FEEL FEELINGS, YOU PERT, JUDGMENTAL EATING DISORDER BILLBOARD! LEAVE ME ALONE!” BUT YOU DON’T, YOU JUST PUT THE SWEATER BACK OR THE LIGHT CHANGES AND YOU GO ON ABOUT YOUR DAY AND THE FEELING FADES BUT YOU WONDER FOR HOURS WHAT ELSE IS BURIED DOWN THERE, WAITING FOR A RYAN ADAMS SONG OR A STARBUCKS COMMERCIAL TO DISLODGE IT AND RUIN YOUR WHOLE EVENING?

BASICALLY THAT.

I’M LIKE A TICKING TIME BOMB OF USELESS NOSTALGIA FOR THINGS THAT PROBABLY NEVER EXISTED. 

FORGET ABOUT IT. I’LL BE FINE IN TEN MINUTES. LET’S JUST GET A LATTÉ AND GO TO SEPHORA. I’M ALMOST OUT OF MASCARA.


animalstalkinginallcaps:

SOMETIMES I WONDER WHICH IS MORE DISTURBING: THE FACT THAT I HAVE BECOME COMPLETELY DESENSITIZED TO THE HORROR OF STEVE BUSCEMI SEX SCENES OR THE FACT THAT I HONESTLY WANT TO GIVE THAT GUY WITH HALF A FACE THE BUSINESS.

BOARDWALK EMPIRE IS REALLY MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING I FORMERLY KNEW ABOUT THE WORKINGS OF MY OWN MIND.


mightyhunter:

On Lauryn Hill and Shaking the Vending Machine, by Jay Smooth


Need help with a practical joke

ahmielyn:

ex-genius:

yeahiwasintheshit:

gravyholocaust:

When the space shuttle arrives back on Earth, we all need to be dressed up in ape costumes. We need everyone in America to do it or it won’t work. Pass it on.

Dear Everyone. See above. Do not mess this up. Failure is not an option. 

Check your calendars.

(Source: , via mightyhunter)


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